CAREER BACKGROUND:
After working my way through MIT as a Chippendale’s Dancer I finally received a PHD in Astrophysics. I then moved on to work at NASA where apparently the Particle Accelerator is “…not a toy”. From there I did a quick stint as a Navy SEAL, but after an unfortunate incident with a flamethrower I thought it best that I move on. I then became a camera assistant in the film industry. The End.
WHY I AM HERE AT PRIORITY:
It is the best company in town.
I’m actually in the Witness Protection Program…. (should I be writing this?). Scratch that, I don’t think I can safely answer this question. Sigh.
VISION OF EXCELLENCE IN CUSTOMER SERVICE :
A happy customer is a loyal customer.
SUPER POWER I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AND WHY:
The ability to communicate with corn. Because I think it is a misunderstood vegetable. My mistake, it's actually classified as a grain. Do you see what I mean??
I would also like to have the power to stop all of the horrible things people are doing to each other around the world. It is all so unnecessary.
FAVOURITE GUILTY PLEASURE:
Saturday morning cartoons
MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE IS:
Apparently it's remembering to leave the seat down.
MOTIVATION:
A stable future
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